Razor Sharp
Every time I go to the drugstore to buy a new razor or cartridges, I have to find an employee to unlock that highly fortified glass case. I understand that razors are a pricy item for a drugstore and (used to be) oft stolen; but if my ten dollar razor is kept behind glass, I wonder how Hommage's Monte-Carlo Razor would be stored. It would probably be in a secure vault that is opened by turning two keys simultaneously followed by the entering of a secret code - something akin to a submarine missile launch. This $2,500 razor extraordinaire comes packaged in a choice pear wood box that can be transformed into a fully functional humidor. The humidor is a nice bonus, but it's probably not a good idea to smoke a cigar while you shave with the Monte-Carlo, or any other razor.
A $2500 razor? I presume you wouldn't use Burma-Shave with it.
A $2500 razor? I presume you wouldn't use Burma-Shave with it.
